pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like 

Sara.

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

becauselovemakesme:

tyleroakley:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

I’m sorry this is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

I am bawling at this and I ‘m not even sorry about it. 

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

penguinhumor:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET 

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

rosieshealthyhabits:

ibelieveingreatness:

I mean… and to be healthy……………but mostly this.

basically

MY HAIR IS SO SOFT RIGHT NOW I JUST FELT THE NEED TO SHARE THIS FUN FACT WITH THE INTERNET.

rightandreal:

Safe and Sound-Austin, TX

:’)