if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview
I’m sorry this is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.
I am bawling at this and I ‘m not even sorry about it.
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
MY HAIR IS SO SOFT RIGHT NOW I JUST FELT THE NEED TO SHARE THIS FUN FACT WITH THE INTERNET.
Safe and Sound-Austin, TX